Mother-sama: I know I know, it's been a long time. Lets see, I went out and got a condo all by myself.

Kane: O RLY!?

Mother-sama: Umm who are you. If you don't mind I'm trying to tell everyone about ME, and yes, really.

Lilium: Ignore him. He's a moron.

Mother-sama: Lord, another one.

Lilium: You got a problem with me being here? *glare*

Mother-sama: Well yes I do. I was telling everyone about ME and here you come along and interrupt. Oh, and let’s not forget the other one there.

Kane: Other one? *twitch*

Mushy: You've done it now.

Nova: *trying to hold back a murderous Lilium*

Mother-sama: Well crap, it's you again.

Nova: Well I certainly feel welcome. *annoyed*

Voodoo: Whut?

Mushy: *sigh*

Lilium: *still murderous*

Mother-sama: Glad you are annoyed there Nova-- now you know it feels. As for you Lilium, get over it.

Lillium: WHAT!?

Hoodoo: O shitz. *jumps on her*

Voodoo: *Enjoying himself*

Mother-sama: I'm glad someone is. Okay enough of this and that; it’s back to me: the important one here!

Okay as I was saying, I went out and got a condo. Wee wee! Work is going good so far-

Mushy: *snorts* 'Wee Wee?'

Mother-sama: Okay so I didn't type it right. I have to type fast cuz those *beep* keep getting in my way. Okay here we go. Let’s see, as I was saying-

Hoodoo: WE CAN'T HOLD HER MUCH LONGER!!!

Mother-sama: And you are again? What kind of a name is ‘HooooooDoooo?’… Is that like ‘doo doo?’

Hoodoo: *twitches* *lets go of Lilium*

Kane: *jumps on her*

Lilium: You're fucking heavy!

Mother-sama: See, DooDoo didn't answer me. *Giggles.*

Voodoo: Is it the same for me?

Mother-sama: Lord, another one. With the Voodoo, Hoodoo, good lord who picked those name for you boys?

Mushy: *tries to hide in a corner*

Voodoo: *points* Her.

Mushy: DAMN YOU!

Mother-sama: That's okay Mushy, Mother-sama is here. (Aww doesn't that sound sweet? Damn I'm such a good mom!) Okay, now everyone let me finish. I know everyone is dying to hear about my wonderful life. Okay, I was just about ready to tell everyone about-

Kane: No one cares. Someone help me hold down Lilium!

Voodoo: Straightjacket?

Kane: Yeah!

Voodoo: *takes straightjacket off*

Mushy: *nosebleed*

Mother-sama: What? Nosebleed? Let me tell you, I know what that means young lady!

Mushy: What!? I CAN'T HELP IT! JUST LOOK AT HIM!

Voodoo: Whut?

Mother-sama: Stop yelling at me damn it! *hands Mushy a kleenex*  WIPE YOUR NOSE!

Mushy: *grumbles*

Lilium: RAWR!

Ivy: J

Mother-sama: I'm getting an eye twitch. Who are you Ivy?

Ivy: Just another member of the team. Oh, someone might want to grab Voodoo. He's trying to jump out the window to catch a butterfly again…

Nova: ACK! *grabs*

Mother-sama: Your point is? So he falls out. GOOD! That means I can tell everyone about ME ME ME!!

Mushy: He's the least of your worries. *points to Lilium struggling on the floor*

Voodoo: Whut?

Nova: *facepalm*

Mother-sama: You know, I think that's the only thing Voodoo knows how to say! As for this Lilium person, bring it on!!! *Runs around the room saying, ‘catch me if you can!’*

Lilium: *explodes*

Kane/Hoodoo/Nova: O SHITZ

Mushy: *sigh*

Voodoo: Did someone say my name? *looks around*

Mother-sama: See, I just proved a point. (Okay, to myself) This is my journal, and because of that I can talk about me, me, and me. AND THAT’S WHAT I"M GOING TO DO! OHHHH I'm so pretty, oh so pretty.

Nova: Fuck. She's crazier than you, Voodoo.

Voodoo: What? I'm not crazy. What are you talking about?

Mother-sama: La, la, la, la, I’mmmmm so pretty, and witty, and…I don't like using that word. But you all get the point!

Ivy: *is speechless*

Mushy: *sigh* It happens a lot. Try to ignore it.

Mother-sama: What's that supposed to mean?

Everyone: *ignoring her*

Mother-sama: HA! I just got my way. *Giggles* And they thought I didn't know what I was doing. *skips around the room singing* It's my party and I'll talk if I want to! Now as I was saying -

Voodoo: HEY LOOK A TURTLE!

Mother-sama: What’s that got to with me!? REMEMBER, me, me, me! Say, I forgot to tell everyone that-

Nova: *ignoring her* Fuck you! There's no turtle! You lied to me!

Voodoo: No, I saw one!

Mother-sama: Say, that Voodoo is kind of sweet. Turtles. I like turtles too.

Voodoo: WHERE!?

Mother-sama: You said, ‘look theres’ a turtle!’ Keep up with me, would you? Wait, I thought we were talking about me, damn it! How did this happen? 

Mushy: It always happens that way. You're just not very interesting.

Mother-sama: *pouts*

Voodoo: What's wrong? What's going on?

.....

Wait, WHO ARE YOU?

Nova: *muttering*

Mother-sama: *gets the bat out and is ready to knock some sense into that boy*

Mushy: He doesn't know any better! DON'T DO IT!

Voodoo: A fight!? YAY!

Mother-sama:  Yup sonny. Care to play?

Voodoo: *starts strapping on his knives* Yeah!

Nova: HOLY FUCK NO! *grabs Voodoo*

Mother-sama: *taps Booboo- I mean Voodoo, on the shoulder* LOOK it’s a kitty!

Voodoo: KITTY! *dives*

Nova: Voodoo? Cute? He ripped off a nurse's jaw, stabbed her arms twenty times, ripped her eyes out then hung her by her own intestines.

Mother-sama: So I wasn't there. You could be just saying that. I say he's cute. Come here and we will go find that kitty.

Voodoo: Can I kill someone on the way?

Motehr-sama: Only when I'm not looking okay?

Voodoo: Yay! *runs to Mother-sama*

Kane: *jaw drops* WHAT ABOUT ME!?

Mother-sama: That’s my boy. Now, *ignoring Kane* come along Voodoo. *grabs his hand*

Voodoo: ^_^

Mushy: My own mother kidnapped my character.

Nova/Hoodoo: You still have me.

Mushy:True. Oi! Bring an umbrella! Albinos don't do well in the sun!

Mother-sama: * cookie burgers* See Mushy you have Nova-Hova

Nova: WHAT THE-*grumbles*

Mother-sama: *giggles* Yup. I'm old; I can get away with that. Now let’s see…let’s talk about something that has to do with me, ME, ME. Oh, and VooBoo.

Voodoo: *got bored and fell asleep*

...

Mother-sama:. * Smacks Vooboo* Did you hear that?

Voodoo: Whut?  *tears up* Why'd you hit me?

Mother-sama: Oh poor boy, come here. Let me make you feel better. Then go have a little talk with Lilium.

Voodoo: Okay. LILIUM! STOP IT!

Lilium: FUCK YOU

Voodoo: Oh. Sorry.

Nova: Kick her ass already!

Lilium: FUCK YOU TOO!

Voodoo: Whut? I'm confused.

Kane: *rolls eyes* They're having a disagreement.

Voodoo: Oh.

Mother-sama: Well I guess I need to go. I can't seem to talk about ME, ME, ME without someone bugging me. *Vooboo can anytime* *waves*

Happy New Year everyone! Hamburger cookies!

Voodoo: Whut?

Kane: *sigh* She left.

Voodoo: Oh.

NOTE: Zach thought a bottle of champagne in the fridge was a 'cookie burger.' *rolls eyes*

It has been a while. I know you are all wondering why? Well it is because everytime I try to tell you whats going someone seems to jump right into the converstation. So I'm going to be brave and try it again. Let see! It's been a little crazy with all the hours I"m working and such. I'm very lazy and hate to work. I love to sleep! I'm very proud of my kids. They are doing great in school. Just the other day they-

Mushy: I am dissappointed in you Mother. You used so many contractions!

Mother-sama: HEY!

Mushy: I made you evil again Katsu!

Katsu: Again?

Mother-sama: Whats this?

Mushy: Well first we think he is bad, at the beginning. Then we decide he is good in the middle. But THEN it turns out that he was really bad the whole time, nyo!

Mother-sama: Well that poor boy!

Yume: Poor boy nothing! He killed me!

Mother-sama: Well I can see where that might upset you. Say how can you be talking when you are dead?

Mushy: You should know by now Mother! I mean come on! 75% of our guests are dead!

Mother-sama: Oh thats right! Still how can they talk when they are dead?

Mushy: Shhhhh. It is a secret! If we tell the readers, we will have to kill them!

Mother-sama: Right!

Steve: Die Darren! Die!

Mushy: CHARNA'S GUTS! *glomps Steve*

Mother-sama: Now Steve, Didn't anyone tell you if you don't ... I mean if you do not have anything nice to say then do not say it at all!

Steve: Hey, I'm the Vampaneze Lord! I do as I please! Like killing Creepy Crepsley.

Heather: *jumps out of nowhere* I will kill you for that!

Mother-sama: Steve I do not give a rats ass who you are. I am mother-sama the name should say it all!

Mushy & Heather: MR. CREEEEEPPPSSSSLEY!!!!!!!

Steve: *eye twitch* I do'nt care what your name is! I'm the Vampaneze Lord!

Mother-sama: Vampaneze Lord smord. Don't talk back to a mother-sama THE GREAT!

Steve: Well don't talk back to a Steve-dono!

Mushy: STEVE! Stop using all those contractions!

Mother-sama: Yea or I might have to hurt you! You would not want that. I mean just ask mushy how nasty I can get!

Mushy: What are you going to do? Snore at him?

Mother-sama: I have my ways.

Mushy: What, pronouncing his name wrong? Mixing it up with someone else's? Forget what you are talking about mid-sentance?

Mother-sama: What?

Mushy: -_- My point exactly.

Yuuri: Hi everyone!

Wolfram: YUURI! What are you doing with all these people! You are such a hopeless FLIRT!

Mother-sama: Aww but he is so cute!

Wolfram: *fuming* Grrrrrr.....HE'S MIIINNNE!

Mother-sama: Now Wolfram be nice! To much of that will get you no where!

Sephiroth: BEHOLD! Your almighty god is here!

Mushy: Hey "almighty god", you are late.

Sephiroth: GASP!

Peach-kun: Gasp is right! Yuki is so unclean!

Mother-sama: Oh  man here we go about the unclean. Take a bath would you!

Yuki: I have a slight feeling of de ja vu.

Mother-sama. Say me too

Mushy: MOTHER! You say the same thing every entry!

Mother-sama: I do because Peach-Kun started it. Being the nice person I am , I had to say something back.

Peach: But I had t6o! He is just so unclean!

Yuki: I GET IT ALREADY! Stop bringing that up!

Mother-sama: Good idea. Soo as I was saying. My kids are doing great in school. They got all A's .. well okay almost, but I will not say who got a b+ in gym. But thats okay cuz gym sucks!

Mushy: HELLO! I am right here!

Rose: DarrenShanDarrenShanDarrenShanDarrenShanDarrenShan.......

Mother-sama: ummm

Evra: Hello! Evra Von here!

Mushy: *clinging to Evra* Von what?

Evra: Just Von.

Mother-sama: <----- is lost

Kenji: Babble-kins!

Yuki: What?

Kenji: Babble-kins!

Yuki: What!?

Kenji: Babble-kins!

Yuki: WHAT!?

Mother-sama: ROTFLOL

Kenji: Babble-kins!

Yuki: *is ignoring him*

Kenji: GASP! You hate me Babble-kins? You do, don't you!

Yuki: Grrrrrrrrrrr......

Mother-sama: Awww isn't that cute!

Mushy: They make such a couple!

Yuki: ......Yaoi fangirls......

Mother-sama: Say it happened again. I was telling you about my wonderful kids and people show up!

Takeshi's Dad: Name me already!

Musy: Ummm...okay. Fluffy? Jessica? Bob? Dudewhere'smyarm? Sporkeater? Fred? Jimmy-the-man-eating-walrus?

Takeshi's Dad: What the...?

Mother-sama: How about sick puppy!

Mushy: Oh! I like! How about Evil-perverted-stupid-dummy-who-made-poor-Yuki-unclean-and-deserves-to-die-but-he-is-essential-to-the-plot-and-so-he-has-to-stay-but-I-still-hate-that-stupid-sick-puppy.

Mother-sama: *giggles*

Takshi's Dad: Why you! *grabs Yuki* We are leaving!

Yuki: Meep...

Mother-sama: Takashi's dad, you can leave, but Yuki stays! We like him!

Takeshi's Dad: ...Why would I listen to you?

Kenji: Give back my Babble-kins!

Mother-sama: Because I said so!

Mushy: As the almighty creator of this series, I say stop or you get erased!

Takeshi's Dad: *whining* Aw, man!

Mother-sama: Thats my girl!

Yuki: *unenthusiasticlly* Yay....

Kadaj: I am so cute. ^_^

Mushy: Yes you are! *glomps Kaddy*

Mother-sama: *eye twitch*

Hello everyone. I know you have been waiting for a new entry. So here it goes. Let me get a few things off my chest. Frist of all This thur I was working and someone come up to me and said. " So what are you going to be doing this Sat"? I said working my normal 10 hour shift. They said " Oh you have to work on xmas eve"? I said WHAT this sat is xmas eve! They thought I lost a few marbles and started laughing at me. Well let me tell you I wasn't laughing. I was freaking out! Then I'm all happy cuz I get Mush what she wanted for xams. I was told over and over agian that this was the right thing. She opens it and I down load it. But the beeping thing had all kinds of errors in it, and I don't have the time to fix it today. Then I got to thinking that it does some really cool things, but it really isn't what she wanted. the horor of it all. So I guess tomorrow I'll take a lunch or go after work and go to Media Play, in hopes that the damn thing is not an arm and a leg, or that they have it.. So my baby can have the one thing she wanted for xams. Even if it PISSES ME OFF. No I"m not mad at her, but myself. Grrrrrrrr  I'll have to bite the bullet on this one and worry about things later.. * Crys like a baby *

So here it is christmas and we all ate ( Yes Roy boy is here ) and-

Squall: Mushy got FFVIII for Christmas. The horror she'll put me through.

Mushy: I'm gonna make you jump of a cliff, and attack yourself, and...

Mother-sama: You know Mushy thats not very nice. The poor guy!

Mushy: >_> Squally-poo isn't exactly nice.

Cloudo: Hi.

Mother-sama: Ohh I'm blind again damn it! Stop that cloud..

Dante: I WANT PIZZA! Verge! Buy me pizza!

Vergil: No.

Mother-sama: Yummy did someone say pizza? Who's buyig it? I don't have any money now that I have to go get Mushy her umm xmas present.

Dante: Vergie's buying!

Vergil: *eye twitch* Enough with the nicknames, Dante.

Dante: T_T You hate me...

Mother-sama: Poor baby! Yes I said BABY.

Dante: HOLY HELL! Or shoud I say, holy me? I'm in my twenties! I'm no baby! *whining*

Mother-sama: Whinner see I just proved my point BABY!

Mushy: The only baby here is Kaddy.

Kadaj: NUH UH!

Mother-sama: ummmm

Tsuzuki: HISOKA! Buy me cake!

Mother-sama: Whats with all these names I can't pronounce? Ohh did someone say Cake. Say I think that peach-kun needs to be here.. She likes food as much as I do!

Tsuzuki: *humming C is for Cookie*

Hisoka: >_<

Mother-sama: S if for stupid

Mushy: Like all men are. ^_^

Sephiroth: Except me because I'm god!

Mother-sama: * Rolls eyes* I'm getting an eye twitch here again. I might have to hurt someone

Kenji: Oh! Me! Hurt me!

Yuki: You are so dumb.

Mother-sama: * Other eye is twitching*

Tsuzuki: So 'soka. You wanna go get drunk again? *nudge, nudge*

Hisoka: Never. Mention. That. Again.

Tsuzuki: ^^

Mother-sama: Umm this is a family site! Drinking is not good for you! Just cuz I do it doesn't mean you can!

Hisoka: Well TSUZUKI here didn't tell me it was alcohol. >_>

Mother-sama: Well that tells me you are stupid. Cuz you couldn't tell there was something it your drink. The smell alone should tell you something

Hisoka: I'm sixteen. I don't know what it smelled like.

Mushy: I didn't know dead people could get drunk.

Tsuzuki: Evidently we can! ^0^

Mother-sama: * Slaps hand on my head* You didn't tell me you where dead! Thats a different story. I mean now I have heard everything.

Tsuzuki: We're Shinigami!

Hisoka: Muraki murdered me...*proccedes to angst*

Mother-sama: the names again. grrrr

Mother-sama: I have been enlightened. Now why would that mean old doctor want to kill someone as cute as you????

Hisoka: -_- That's the problem. I saw him kill, so I knew he would kill me because of that. He said I was "too beautiful to hack up" so he raped and cursed me so I would die, slowly.

Mother-sama: OMG!

Tsuzuki: *sniffle* So sad...

Hisoka: Well you wouldn't know if  SOMEONE hadn't been snopping in my file: *glares at the chicken-thing*

Mother-sama: Hisoka back to the drinking thing. If you are dead how can you get drunk?

Hisoka: Good question...

Tsuzuki: 'Cause we're SPECIAL dead people!

Mother-sama: I'm talking to dead people what the!!!!!

Tsuzuki: *waering long black robe* We are the grim reapers! We are here to kill you all!

Mushy: *shoves cake in his mouth* SHUT it and eat.

Tsuzuki: ^^

Mother-sama: Okay now I'm really afraid. Say Mushy what kind of cake was it?

Mushy: I dunno. I got it from Muraki.

Tsuzuki: O_____________O I'M GONNA DDDIIIIIIEEEE!

Mother-sama: If ask me. it would be your fault cuz you didn't do something about it. You're a baby just like Dante!

Muraki: Oh Mr. Tsuzuki. Where are you?

Tsuzuki: O_____________________________________________________O HIDE ME!

Mother-sama: What are you saing I'm fat or something ? you  hide behind  me so that dude can't see you? 

Mushy: O_o He never said that...OI! MURAKI! Over here!

Muraki: SWEET! *drags a kicking and screaming Tsuzuki away*

Mother-sama: I was informed that that dudes name is Muraki: Now Mushy is going to get the eye twitch, because I'm not keeping up with all there names.

T.D: Speaking of dragging people off....Where is my Yuki?

Yuki: -_- Here we go again.....

Peach: *double twitch* UNCLEAN! HE'S UNCLEAN!

Mother-sama: Well then take a shower!

Kenji: Well then, I'M COMIN' TOO!

Yuki: O_o

Mother-sama: The horor!

Katsu: Perverted old man.

Mother-sama: *blinks*

Mushy: Beware of perverts.

Renji: And captins. They're all EVIL!

Ichigo: But Kenpachi is cool!

Mother-sama:

Yachiru: MakiMaki!Ken-chan! Fuzzy Mustache!

Mushy: KAWAII DESU!

Mother-sama: If the mustache is so fuzzy then you need to trim it! Most I tell you everyting!

Mushy: I drew smexy Seph for Mother-sama for Christmas! Here he is:

Hot, no?

Well the holiday is over.I had to work and missed my kids. The good thing is all the crazy people are on the other side of the store. Say I like thos comments. Thanks.

So here we are. It is Sat and-

Mushy: *hits Takeshi's Dad on the head with the Plunger of Doom* THAT'S FOR YUKI!

Roy Boy:  * is thinking * 

Mother-sama: In the mean time the kids came home and I was soo glad to see them. They -

Yuki: So you're regreting the ending you wrote now?

Mushy: Naw, I like tortuing you!

Roy boy:  SACRE" all dees peoples on cheer is ta ta le tet"

Mother-sama: What the  * eye twitch*

Mushy: Eye twitch already?

Kenji: He's crazier than I am!

Mother-sama: Well yeah

Roy boy:  mother - samma , is dat eye twitchin or is ya winkin at me

Mother-sama: Takes the 5th

Kenji: AH! I'm scared! Save me Babbley! *hides behind Babble-kins*

Mother-sama: whimp!

Kenji: HUH!? I've got the highest HP around here! He's the whimp! *points to Babbley*

Yuki: Hey.....

Mother-sama: If I say you are a whimp you are!!!!

Roy boy:  What the hell is this hp crap,, guess youve never been introdoced to  the good ole cajun gator ass whippin .

Rukia: Well I can explain.

Ichigo: Oh know...not another one of her drawings...

Rukia: Hp is an abreviation for hit points, meaning how many points of damage a person can take before defeat. 

Ichigo: Rukia....I have one qustion....

Rukia: Yeah?

Ichigo: Why do your drawing suck so bad?

Roy boy: will guaranteeee that no one can take but one bayou right hook  hp or no hp ... at least in the bayou we can spell the word question in two languages for ichigo 

Kenji: Excuse me, but I have more than  hit point. I got 6,897! While Babbley over here, *evil laugh* has 3,421!

Roy Boy: hey Mother-sama nice butt

Mother-sama: Oh ##@%#^!

 Moo-chan: Sephy, are you taking your nap?

Sephy: Yes

 Moo-chan: If you answer me, then you aren't sleeping are you?

Sephy: Meep....

Moo-chan: *chasing Seph with a butcher knife*

Peach: *out to lunch with Dante*

Mother-sama: who?

Vergil: Dante. You know, my twin? He likes pizza?

Mother-sama: OHH pizza! Man now I'm hungry

Roy boy: *babbling on and on*

Mushy: -_-' He can't do two things at once.

Mother-sama: Because men are stuuuupid!

Mushy: WHOAH!!! MY EYES! *Mother-sama and Roy-Boy are making out*

Roy boy:  yep and all it took was saying niggle butt.

Mother-sama: are you high!!! Nige butt???? What the is a Niggle butt???? No wait I don't want to know.. Really!

Roy boy:its a contraction  for nice and wiggles 

Mother-sama: Roy boy you are died now!

Roy boy:  DIED NOW   what the is that  hmmm kind of like saying im wenting to the store

Mushy: Wait..."What the is that".....Ummm okay. I thought they were supposed to be the adults. Wait...I just speeled something wrong too.

Mother-sama: Roy is talking and messing me up.. The things he says.. Lord help me

Babble-nissan: Stop it! Yuki's gotta try my new formula!

Yuki: -_-' Remember what happened last time?

Kenji: YEAH! They were cool!

Roy boy: New formula? Like Infamil, or Gerbers? Holy #@#@#  when did Mushy become a grammar teacher. *Mushy's correcting my spelling*

Yuki: *face is completely red* I may not be the strongest but I'm not a baby....

Kenji: Yes you are. *huggles Babbley*

Roy boy:  try a deodeant and you wont be the strongest ..

Mother-sama: Yuki, but I heard you crying MOMMY!

Yuki: I hate all you.

Mushy: I like to tortures you. It's fun.

Takeshi's dad: Oh my little baby! *grabs Yuki and drags him off somewhere*

Yuki: Ah! Lemme go!

Kenji: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! BAAABBBBLLLEEEY!!

Mother-sama: How about that snow.

Babble-niisan: You called?

Mother-sama: That's right I did. *looks at Mushy and say "I did? "*  * being cool * and don't forget it.

 Babble-niisan: Well what do you want? Snow or somethin? It's already snowing out!

Mother-sama: * did I want something* Sure

Roy boy: what snow, thats frozen sunshine,, how bout dem bayou bengals  go lsu.

Mother-sama: *eye twitch*

Babble-niisan: Sure what? You want me to clean my oh-so-dirty brother?

Peach: Yuki is so UNCLEAN!

Mother-sama: well then take a damn shower!

Takeshi: We tried that last time, remember? Kenji tried to go in with him. Besides, for the last time, he's not dirty that way!

Mother-sama: then what way are we talking about?

Takeshi: *nosebleed* Ummm...Errrr.....uhhhh.....

Kenji: Well Takeshi's dad....he.....

Mother-sama: Psst Takeshi your nose is bleeding. You dog you. I get it now!

Takeshi: No! It wasn't me it's just....Takeshi's dad ermmm......Well....he....

Kenji: He TOUCHED Babbley!

Mushy: Beware of perverts! XD

Roy boy : Why we are really nice people!

Mother-sama: I don't get it!

Takeshi's dad: *came back* Well what else was I supposed to do? I had to make the climax interesting!

Yuki: Why me though?

T.D.: Cause you...erm....I felt like it.

Mother-sama: Zachman is driving me crazy!!!!

Mother-sama: Roy boy is slow tonight!

Roy boy: SLOW HUH . maybe yall need to slow down and enjoy it ..

Moo-chan: GET BACK HERE SEPH!

Cloudo: Hi.

Mother-sama: I'M BLIND AGAIN!

Roy Boy: * umm thiniking *

Riku: *bumps into wall* DAMN BLINDFOLD!

BHK: Then take it off.

Riku: Noooo! It's cool! It masks my identity!

BHK: We knew it was you from the start.

Riku: Oh. You guys are no fun.

Ishida: OW! My cape got stuck again!

Chado: *rips it again*

Ishida: NOOOOOO!!!!

Mother-sama: Say did someone say take a nap?

Sephy: No! I don't wanna!

Mushy: We'll see you next time. Roy-Boy is having one of his "manly" rants. JA!

Well It's been a while and I know how much you all missed me telling you about  my day. So let me begain by saying-

Mushy: HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY MOO!!!!

Mother-sama: Oh yes that's right. Happy Birthday Moo. So how old are you? A little bird and I mean little just told me you will be 14.

 Sephiroth: Why wasn't I invited to the party?

Mushy: Because she said you'd be too busy taking over the world.

Sephiroth: *sniff* But I have Sundays off!

Ichigo: Rukia, why do your drawings suck so bad?

Rukia: I'll kill you!

Mother-sama: Its happening again!

Ishida: IIIIICCCHHIIIGGOOO! You used my head as a wweeaaapppoonn!

Ichigo: Stop whining plushie-boy!

Ishida:*sniff* But it hurt.

Mother-sama: *Rolls Eyes*

Ichigo: Well how else was I supossed to get that hollow?

Ishida:.....With your sword maybe?.....

Mother-sama: Aww your all goof balls!

Kenji: OMG Babble-kins! You're so unclean!!

Yuk: SHUT. UP.

Mother-sama: Don't make me use my wienes on you all! This site is all about me! ME ME ME  remeber? So stop butting in!

Kenji: *scrubbing Yuki to death* But I muct clean my oh-so-dirty Babble-kins!

Yuki: Get off of me!

Kenji: Nooo! You're so unclean!

Mother-sama: OMG!

Mushy: OMG! Kenji, he's not dirty that way!

Kenji: I'm just makin' sure!

Takeshi's dad: Hi my little playmate.

Yuki: O_O

Mushy: Beware of perverts!

Mother-sama: Okay on another note. So MOO what did you get for your birthday?

Sephiroth: Stuff related to ME! Because I am a GOD!

Mother-sama: Okay lets get this right. There is only one God and you are not it!

Sephiroth: Mother says I can if I want to be.

Mother-sama: I hate to tell you this but your mother is dead, and to carry around a head is just wired!

Sephiroth: Well duh. We all knew that!

Kenji: *still scrubbing Babbley* Gotta get you clean!

Yuki: Get off already!

Mother-sama: Stop that. Just take the damn shower and get over it!

Kenji: Okies. Come on Babbley. We gotta shower.

Yuki: You're not coming with me.

Kenji: Oh yes I am! I gotta make sure you clean behind your ears and such!

Mother-sama: Oh crap!

Takeshi's dad: No, I'll go. I didn't finish what I started last time!

Peach: OMG! He will be unclean again! *Dies*

Mother-samna: *Eye Twitch*

Mushy: Pervert! Takeshi, your dad is a pervert!

Takeshi: I know.

Mother-sama: This is getting to be to much. I think I have to hurt someone soon!

Babble-niisan: Oh, Yuki! Yuki, hey! I got a new formula! Here try it!

Yuki: Don't I get a say in this?

Babble-nissan: Nope! *injects*

Yuki: ....What did it do?.....

Babble-niisan: Oh, my god....

Yuki: What?

Kenji: OMFG! What's on your chest?

Yuki: *Looks down* What the-I have boobs!

Kenji: Ohhh! I wanna feel! *grabs and squishes* They feel cool!

Mother-sama: * faints dead away*

Babble-nissan: Umm...I think that potion needs a little work....

Yuki: Naw, you think! *trying to swat Kenji away who is still clinging to him*

Takeshi's dad: Ohh! That's hot!

Mushy: GAH! MY EYES!

Cloudo: *cuts 'em off* There. Problem solved.

Mushy: IT'S NOT RIIGGHHHTTT!!

Mother-sama: I'm blind! However Good job cloudo. A man with boobs is just not right.

Babble-niisan: Well it's not as bad as an M-preg. Those are EVERYWHERE in anime fandom.

Mother-sama: Okay now I'm freaking out!

Yuki: This convo is very wrong.

Kenji: Aw man. They were cool.

Yuki: -_-' *shoots Kenji* Feel the wrath of the Frozen Terror.

Kenji: @_@ Evil Babble-kins.

Sanzo: Fear the Super Bishie Syndrome and my odd pattern of wearing glasses.

Mother-sama: Wheres the paper fan?

Sanzo: Here. *smacks Goku*

Mother-sama: Say Sanzo I have a question for you... Where the hell do you keep that thing?

Sanzo: It's a mystery.

Goku: Fear my over-protectivness that gets us killed rather than saved!

Sanzo: You do make a habit of that, don't you?

Mother-sama: back to me! Yes I got off tack with that whole thing about unclean, then the boobs and such. But I'm back now to tell you all about my day. It started out taking the kids to school-

Jenny: All the vegetable people are here! And Fido too!

Takeshi: Me?

Mother-sama: What?

Mushy: Never try to read upsidedown again!

Mother-sama: Wheres Roy boy?

Roy-boy: Hi ya'll.

Mushy: Other Roy-boy!

Mother-sama: Here kitty kitty

Roy-boy:  *tries to start a fire but it won't start* What the-

Riza: You can't start fire in the rain, useless man!

Mother-sama: Yes and they are all StUpId!

Ichiogo: How dare you sleep so comfortably Ishida!

Ishida: *snore*

Mother-sama: Back to them are we!

Mushy: Mother-sama is currently tangled in wrapping paper, so see you next time!